*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes
where do these white dads come from
Chris Evans + “Why Can’t I Just Grab a Man’s (and My Own) Left Boob in Friendship”
Bonus: Backhanding Chris Hemsworth
I have NEVer laughed so hard
when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.
Man has a lot of sex: God.
Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.
Man is virgin by choice: Loser.
society u ok
i’m glad she included the flip side